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1) Now the word of Poopy Panda came upon Zabach as he was Mud up his Pipick. And Poopy Panda Spake Saying, " Arise up Son of Slimey Mud, Pegunkins, and go up unto Babylon for Bo Diddly is singing the Word of Poopy Panda."

2) And Zabach went up to Babylon and saw Money and he said to Him Who Had Money, " Yay! Ye hast mean looks for the writing of the Great Devoted God Mota, The Generous."

3) And Zabach went forth to spread to word of ASHLOZMO and spake unto the Masses saying, " Know Ye that Kruschev, he is full of Lard, and he is most generous to his Commie friends. Even though he is most sinful unto Poopy Panda."

4) And Zabach said, "Go Ye unto the Mountains and Rivers, for thou smellest."

5) Now Zabach was a righteous man and would have none of this frivolous Baloney. And Poopy Panda spake saying, "I will throw Ye unto the wall of Fire and unto Jello unless Ye make a true Covinent with Mota."

6) And Poopy Panda spake saying, "BLIPSKY." And Mota said, Why boast Ye of such a sinful Thing?" And Elucelom said, "Why Knot?"

7) And the Masses went up unto the Mountains and Rivers in Great Happiness. For they knew that Mota was with them. And also they knew that they would not have to work in the Slimey Mud until they returned.

8) And the Masses cleansed and bathed themselves in the Pure Waters of Swimming Pools and Hydro-cloric acid and they were verily verily verily clean.

9) And so Mota came upon the Mud Banks of the Wash-Ka-Happy River and made them True Believers, and gave out Portable Altars.

10) And all the Masses went back unto the Slimey Mud, Happy and Joyous. And all the Masses were happy and made sacrifices unto Mota, Poopy Panda and the Other Gods. And they danced to the music of the Grape Fruit and did Yeish.

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