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Chapter uno

1) And Yay, Peddiddle went down unto the masses of Green Glop and spake unto the People that worked in the Slimey Mud Pits.

2) And He said, " Arise Sons of Slimey Mud. Go Ye Out and into the Temple of The Great God Mota and the Lord Roscoe."

3) And all those People did go out into the Lord Roscoe's Temple where they had large vats of Slimey Mud Cleaner.

4) And Then They Indeed became Clean.

5) And the Mota of this story is that if You go to Great Lord Roscoe's Temple, where they have Slimey Mud Cleaner, You will have the Slimey Mud Cleaned Out Of You

Chapter Duo

1)In Afluent Days It Shall Be That The Lord Roscoe'S Temple Shall Rise, Towering Over Every One In Milpitas

2)To It Shall All The Pegunkins Go, And The Masses Will Say, "Come Let Us Go To The Lord Roscoe'S Temple By The Banks Of The Wash Ka'Happy River That He May Instruct Us In His Ways And On His Wheel And That We May Walk In His Crosswalks."

3)They Will Beat Their Swords Into Computer Terminals And Their Spears Into Pruning Hooks With Loppers

4)National Will Not Lift Up Lawsuits Against Fairchild

5)No Longer Shall Men Learn To Grouse

6)Then Wolf Camera Will Coexist With Photo Drive Up And The Shmendrick Will Converse With The Shlemazel

7)None Shall Be Nasty Or Pass Bad Gasses For The Electronic Cameras Will Be Full Of Instant Pictures

8)And For Mota, He Is The Great God, Who Made The Universe With His Big Bang Machine!

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