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Chopter 1

1) And Poopy Panda spake unto Pediddle saying, "Yea an outpouring of the Yelm of ASHLOZMO shall come and Plastic Bricks shall assemble and move, and this shall be video taped and sent to the masses for Papishkies."

2) To Be Continued

Chopter 2

1) And Peddiddle went up and down the paths in the Watchung Mountains seeking out true believers in the Lord Roscoe.

2) Have we not all one mota. Has not one bafoofkit created us.

3)Then why do we break wind with one another, lighting them with matches?

4) How bad then it is for money to be thrown into a fountain or well when it could be given for good works to support itinerant missionaries of Mota.

5) It is here that the Lord Roscoe has given you his gifts of poopsies and the true truth of the Lord Roscoe is cuteness and light!!"..

6) So that your sins shall be consumed in the lake of boiling borscht or a similar vat of same.

7)

You have been told o pegunkins what is good;
and what does the lord roscoe require of you
but to walk with your hamster in your pocket all the days of your life
but do not sleep with your hamster or you will find him crushed.

9)That which is written electronically can be changed.

10) Our Meshugah needed only to come ONCE for all, but he has come many times and will come again.

11)Your blastphemy will be remembered by our agents of good belief.

12)You will be amazed at the coming of the Lord Roscoe

13)You will roast meat in the flame of outdoor barbecues.

14)If you don't repentium, your software will get too slow.

15)Yeshua is Lard.

16) But there IS the Boiling Borscht. Take the hint.

17)And the Lord Roscoe comes to give unto every man according to his works of salivation.

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