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The ISHKIBIBBLE is Hoogly Scripture, consisting of the Hoogly Works written to EXPOUND and EXPLAIN the religion of the LORD ROSCOE, the GREAT GOD MOTA and his Mother Elucelom and his Grandmother Nortcele, and Poopy Panda and the spirit of ASHLOZMO, and the Little Lord Joozis. These are the GODS:
LORD ROSCOE who sits at the right hand of MOTA is His Pet Hamster, who was sent 3 times to be an expiation of SIN so all could SEE. Lord Roscoe is the patron of Financial Blessings as our witnesses will testify to.
POOPY PANDA is the chief spokes person for MOTA and is his STUFFED TOY. Poopy Panda is the patron to all Stuffed Animals, and has blessed stuffed Cabbage, Veal Cordon Blue etc.
The spirit of ASHLOZMO was created after the Big Bang cooled to hold things together. All inspiration and perspiration is of ASHLOZMO. ASHLOZMO is the patron of all casseroles an other foods that resemble the structure of space such a the Dirac Stew.
THE LITTLE LORD JOOZIS is the personal icon of all those that say Jeez. For they are intoning the first word of "Jeez fer Joozis", which is the society, made of Rosconians in Training that go out into the world to collect money to hel Mota fill the Quota. For Joozis was found in a little boat filled with dollar bills, Papishkies, and investment instruments.
NOTE: This is subject to change because a Prophet or Pegunkin may receive an E-mail or FAX from Poopy Panda. After concideration by our Panel of Prophets, a Hoogly Addition may be made onto the ISHKIBIBBLE .
These are the books of the ISHKIBIBBLE:
In the Beginning
A Little Bit Later
The Book of Blipsky
The Book of Mudka (Exodink)
The Book of Levy Tevy Kus
The Middle testament:
Mishigas 1
Mishigas 2
Mishigas 3
Mishugina 1
Peddidle 1
Peddidle 2
Peddidle 3
Zabach
The Acts of the Prophets
The Gungle according to Mervyn
The Gungle according to Jonathan
The Bissle of Peddidle to the Bugaloos
The Bissle of Peddidle to the Thethalooninas
The Bissle of Peddidle to the Rombanians
The Revelation of Peddidle
The Book of Fables
The Old Man and his Hamster
The Young Man and his Turtle
The Middle aged Woman and her Cat
The Letters
Lambergini Dolphino
Creation Research
Family Radio
The Missionaries
The Advertisements
Appendices
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If you have received inspiration from one of the Gods, or have received an E-mail or FAX from Poopy Panda or have some neat pictures of your Hamster that you think is an INCARNATION of the LORD ROSCOE, please write to Moishe Hablivilah, our Missionary.