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I Helped the Little Lord Joozis

By Hattie [Hotsy] Tookus

Hotsy making the Borscht

Well, first & foremost, my faith in God & relationship with the Lord is the most important thing to me. My Duties are a Priestess of the Lord Roscoe keep me centered on the True Truth of the True Tooth It is through His awesome love & snoogles that I have become the woman that I am today. My faith is perfectly compatible with sexual relations, Hey :) I'm a cheerful, fun-loving girl who loves God Zooks with all of her heart. I want to meet someone who's first priority in life is God. I enjoy being active, skating, roller blading, reading, cohabitation. I love to sing, be around children, and chill with my friends. I am generally outgoing and I'm just pursuing God Zooks' leading in my life right to the right man's bed,

My Back Story

Lake Merritt Oakland California

How did I get my last name ? My name is Hattie but my friends call me Hotsy , I am part African American and part Jewish, how that happened is a long story. My Great Grandpa Shlermy Tuchus, the 5th son of the Vaystickvuser Rebbe who was also called the Pachen Tuchas. Well Shlermy immigrated to America from the Little Shtetl of Vaystickvus in time for the California Gold Rush to make his fortune. He worked on Placer mining in Placerville. But he didn't like that work, so he settled in Oakland and sold Hats that the miners needed. His helper was Hattie Hatfield [ who I am named for ] a young Afro American was a freed slave from Texas . They grew to like each other and got married. Well nobody could properly pronounce Tuchas, so they changed their last name to name to Tookus.

I have a combined Jewish and Afro American Heritage

Hattie's Bat Mizvah

I had both a Jewish and African American upbringing , I did my Bat mitzvah at 13 and also sang in the church choir. This was a little bit confusing . But I grew up and attended Mills College and started my career as a Musical Social Worker. My Job as a social worker did not pay that much and I only had money for an old car that needed painting. Along the way I had seen an Scraggly man called Prophet Geraldo in my neiborhood. He was dating a friend [ Melba Toasty] and regaled her with Rosconian propaganda , which she found amusing and Silly. I saw is an immediately started laughing . How could any religion be that silly! Prophet Geraldo also wrote poetry and stories which can be found HERE .

Prophet Geraldo

The Prophet Geraldo on his Mota cycle

Well Melba told me about Roscoe Movie which The Prophet Geraldo played for her on an old 8mm projector he got from Grandpa Benny. After seeing this movie Melba offered to sleep with Prophet Geraldo. I thought that was far out, what kind of 8mm Movie could have that effect? Later I too saw the movie but as I found it amusing and silly, No great urge to sleep with somebody came over me. But I found this new religion of the Lord Roscoe and the other Gods interesting in a silly way. Could it be that God Zooks was operating in my life?

Auto Body Painting

My Paltry salary as as a Musical Social Worker mean that I could only afford an old car that needed some body work and painting. I researched Auto Body Painting and found that a guy named "the little Lord Joozis" was doing Miracles of Auto Body Painting in Milpitas and that as a young boy this Little Lord Joozis had been found in a Little boat filled with Papishkies and other investment instruments. So I called and made an appointment fo my car to be painted. This turned out to be a revelation. The Little Lord Joozis was very cordial and also told me his Jokes and the story on how the Cheap Priests and Bottle washers had sent the Hurley Benchmen to arrest him because his Artwork had offended them. They called it "Woke Art". He also told me about the crown of people giving him a standing ovulation. If it wasn't for his high standing Morels he would have been arrested. His sincere zeal and silly demeanor impressed me and I immediately offered to sleep with him. But he said no, I am sealed to Alicia Saranova as my Intended. What you need to do is Study the Hoogly Flyers and read the Hoogly Ishkibbbible and attend a High Hoogly Mess and become a Hooly Chaste [ with some exceptions] Priestess of the Lord Roscoe !

It was as if he had opened the secrets of the universe within my soul. The Little Lord Joozis told me that the Lord Roscoe, the Personal Savior god was brought to us by the Great God Mota, who made the Universe with his Big Bang Machine. I felt an irresistible pull to explore the path he spoke of the path of the Lord Roscoe, the Hamster of the great God Mota. So I enrolled for Night school at Roscoe Theogogical College of Hamsters and Pegunkinism . I graduated with High honors and took an internship with Half Pastor Boris Bablusky at Saint Shlemiel's Chapel, right across the Bay . Hotsy is now serving the Little Lord Joozis and Roscoe as a Hoogly Priestess who is Chaste [ most of the time ] , She is Liquidating Sins through the Boiling Borscht Ceremoney held after services.

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