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and started to discover the environs of the earth.
The Lord Roscoe then came to the
2 Guys from Harrison's Pet Department. |
It was at this time that the Prophets Mishigas and Geraldo came to make Pilgimage and to find the Promised Saviour as told to them by the Prophet Peddidle. After the Lord Roscoe was discovered as the TRUE SAVIOUR By the Prophet Mishigas, He was REDEEMED by the Payment of ONE DOLLAR and his Brother Geraldo Put the Lord Joozis in his pocket.
|After Presentation to the Prophet Peddidle, this Hamster was declared to be the Promised One. And those people that saw the Lord Roscoe declared that He was Cute and So it was Declared throughout all the coasts of Israel, Lower Slobovia and New Jersey.|
The Prophets and the Wise Men came together in Hoogly Convocation in front of Plainfield High School and in the presence of the Preacher of Screachiness declared
and remonstrated to the masses. And they Quoted Hoogly Scripture, newly written,
" But they shall suffer in Snarf and Dreck unless the believe in
ROSCOE, MOTA, ELUCELOM, POOPY PANDA, and the spirit of ASHLOZMO !!".
|In Moozaic Philosophy, a variation of which has become Bombastic Rosconian Tantrum Moga teaching, the Pegunkin accolytes achieve Inner Piece by Comtemplating the Sleeping Roscoe.|
We Jeez fer Joozis aren't looking to MAKE you believe in the LORD ROSCOE and in the Little Lord Joozis and in MOTA and ELUCELOM and Poopy Panda, but we have to tell you that you will SURELY will be DAMNED to SNARF and DRECK if you DONT.|
Because ROSCOE holds the Whole Earth in His Hands!
The Hamsters (a Singing Group)
You can reach me by e-mail at: Hamsters@Jeez-fer-Joozis.org
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