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I Come from Moldova

By Alicia Staranova

Alicia combining Borscht Sin reduction and Chakra Tuning

Well, first & foremost, my faith in God & relationship with the Lord is the most important thing to me. My Duties are a Priestess of the Lord Roscoe keep me centered on the True Truth of the True Tooth It is through His awesome love & snoogles that I have become the woman that I am today. My faith is perfectly compatible with sexual relations, Hey :) I'm a cheerful, fun-loving girl who loves God Zooks with all of her heart. I want to meet someone who's first priority in life is God. I enjoy being active, skating, roller blading, reading, cohabitation. I love to sing, be around children, and chill with my friends. I am generally outgoing and I'm just pursuing God Zooks' leading in my life right to the right man's bed,

My Life in Moldova

Alicia in Moldova

I spent my early years in the charming country of Moldova It was a poor country always threatened by the Russian Mafia . When I was 12 years old, her parents told Me they had won a lottery to immigrate to the United States. I was overjoyed and excited. I packed my bags and said goodbye to her friends and relatives. I boarded a plane with my parents and my younger brother, Alex, and flew across the ocean to a new life. In the bustling streets of Milpitas, I marveled at the diverse community and the tapestry of cultures that intermingled harmoniously. It was a place where dreams took flight, and creativity flourished.

I Saw Joozis

The Little Lord Joozis Painting a Car

One fateful day, as I strolled through the town square, I heard whispers of a talented artist known as the Little Lord Joozis. Intrigued by the stories surrounding his Miracles of Autobody Painting, I couldn't resist the urge to witness his artistry firsthand. With anticipation bubbling in my heart, I made her way to the outdoor studio where Joozis worked his enchanting magic. The sight that unfolded before her eyes left her breathless. Old and worn-out vehicles were being transformed into stunning works of art, each stroke of Joozis's brush imbuing them with new life and beauty. ! His sincere zeal and silly demeanor impressed me and I asked what was his background. Joozis replaied My dad is Zambini the Plumber and my Mom is Mavis the Executive setretary from Virginian. I am Truly "the Son of the Plumber and was "Born of a Virginian". I am The Propmised Meshuga of Milpitas and was found in a little boat on the Wash Ka Happy River fileld with Papshkies and other investment instruments. What you need to do is Study the Hoogly Flyers and read the Hoogly Ishkibbbible and attend a High Hoogly Mess and become a Hooly Chaste [ with some exceptions] Priestess of the Lord Roscoe !

It was as if he had opened the secrets of the universe within my soul. Joozis told me me that the Lord Roscoe, the Personal Savior god was brought to us by the Great God Mota, who made the Universe whith his Big Bang Machine. I felt an irresistible pull to explore the path he spoke of the path of the Lord Roscoe, the Hamster of the great God Mota. We are now engaged and sleeping together on weekends. So soon I enrolled at Roscoe Theogogical College of Hamsters and Pegunkinism . I also studied the Art of Chara Tuning . I graduated with High honors and took an intenrship with Half Pastor Boris Bullwinkle at Saint Shmegaggys cathedral Alicia is now serving the Little Lord Joozis and Roscoe as a Hoogly Priestess who is Chaste [ most of the time ] , She is Liquidating Sins through the Boiling Borscht Ceremoney held after services.

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