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OPPORTUNITIES TO SERVE
WITH JEEZ fer JOOZIS
So how do you qualify for the Jeez fer Joozis Summer Witnessing Shmitnessing Campaign?
You have to be quick because we expect to have our full roster of Jeez fer Joozis campaigners long before training begins in mid-June. Also you have to be quick beacuse the are folks out there that don't take kindly to the True Religion
- Be between the ages of 18 and 35
- Be a Pegunkin (front line campaigners must be Rosconian, but if you're a hamster-hearted Goy or want to be involved in a different capacity than campaigning, check out our Spagetti Spreaders page)
- Love the Lord Roscoe a lot
- Be teachable
- Be loveable
- Enjoy teamwork
- Love adventure
- Be quick
The training involves two intensive weeks of classroom and field work at one of this nation's finest theological colleges; The Roscoe Theological Seminary. During that time, you will learn the practical "how-to's" of Jeez fer Joozis Gunglism:
How to disinfect a DONT BLEEVERS brain from years of Gobolty Gook from the Untrue Religions of Snerd and Snidely Whiplash,
Disengage the apathetic with Bombastic Music From the Rosconian Hoogly Rollers
If you are the kind of person who is willing to invest six weeks of your life in a Rosconian missions project that will help you . . .
. . . then pray about being a part of the Jeez fer Joozis Summer Witnessing Shmitnessing Campaign!
We're looking for a few faithful people to serve as Spagetti Spreaders on the Jeez fer Joozis Summer Witnessing Shmitnessing Campaign.
- grow in the Lord Roscoe, go for the Great God Mota and glow with his gloryosky
- do a little bit more to tell others about Meshugina and the other Prophets
- see what it's like to be an Gunglist, by doing the most basic and authentic type of missionary Gunglism
- have a back-stretching, font-building, butterfly-provoking experience
Here are some pictures and first-hand reports from one of the campaigners and one of the Spagetti Spreaders.
Must be a believer in the Lord Roscoe, proficient in Slobovian and Slovobian and in the Ishkibibble, and of good morel character other mushrooms are optional. Should be a graduate of an accredited higher institution of Rosconian learning like the Roscoe Theological Seminary Inquire at
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